P.S. All just jokes!! Like or don't, just read and forget it, don't take it seriously.
Gay: My dear lord, I'm gay because I chose to?
God: You are gay or not, is a choice.
Homophobic: See!! God said it's a choice!! You all are not born like this!!
God: *Calmly* It's really a choice, but it's my choice.
Homophobic: Be careful!! Don't let boy and boy be too close, if discover got sign of being gay must correct it, this can prevend homosexuality.
Gay: Homosexuality is born to be!!
God: Silence!! I'm taking down note! Homophobic please continue, this batch of human hopeless already, after you all extinct, I will be more careful when creating Adam.
Homophobic: Gay is disgusting. When I watch two men kissing and having sex make me feel uncomfortable.
Gay: You watch whose video?
Homophobic: Koh Masaki.
God: May I have one copy??
Gay: I thought you took him to your side?! ...
Homophobic: AIDS is punishment for gay, they spread this disease, I suggest God put those have high possibilities to spread the disease to hell.
Gay: Huh? Where is he???
God: Straight people and drug addict are the main source to spread the disease, who ask gays learned to wear condom.
Homophobic: Gays like to have anal sex, but anus is not created for sex, it against the law of nature!!
God: Ermm..so does your right/left hand.
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